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Hey there woofucks, I know we’re all illiterate but it’s time to take sides, because we know the admins are all either pathetic cowards or science frauds.
Is Greg your dreamboat, is Jeff your life mate — or are you gonna be a Brian about it?!
Are you team pathetic cowards or science frauds?
83 woofucks have witnessed this referendum
Cowards · 44%56% · Frauds
16 votes cast
Make your choice!
Cowards
Team Pathetic Cowards
$45USD
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Frauds
Team Science Frauds
$45USD
Preorder- · Sizes S – XXL
- · $8 flat shipping · 2nd ships free
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All sales are final on preorders.
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